So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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