C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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