my mouth tastes like poor choices
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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