and you said cock pushups were impossible
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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