Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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