Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
