I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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