fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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