I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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