I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
last night I used snow as a chaser
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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