You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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