Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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