I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
this is an emotional support booty call
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