Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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