I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i think i scared a bird with my dick
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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