so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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