we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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