The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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