And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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