Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Pooping to opera.
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