Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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