That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I party with great urgency now.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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