Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
