C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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