i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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