is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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