I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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