Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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