I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
tell me about the fingering
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