I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Green mimosas i think yes
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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