Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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