i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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