Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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