dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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