can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Sacagawea was the original milf.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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