Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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