it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
