Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
They should really pass out barf bags in church
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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