i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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