Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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