My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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