D3 body, D1 cock
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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