Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
