new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
then he tried to convert me to islam
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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