sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
50% drunk capacity currently
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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