I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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