I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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