You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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