I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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