I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
