So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
