Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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